We want do a bunch of things for you
All the things that folks
has seen us do
All our songs from A-Z
Things we’ve done as family
We want do them all
right here for you
But you see we have a little problem

Mama don’t allow no
saxophones in here
Mama don’t allow
no saxophones around here
Well, I don’t care what
Mama don’t allow
We’re gonna play the
saxophones anyhow
Mama don’t allow no
saxophones in here
Take it Alan

(Saxophones)

Well Mama don’t allow no drums playing around here
Hey, Mama don’t allow no drums playing around here.
Well, we don’t care what
Mama don’t allow
Jay’s gonna play those
drums anyhow.
Ready Jay back there?
C’mon now, play those drums!
Here we go!

(Drums)

Well Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here
Hey Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here.
Well we don’t care what
Mama don’t allow
Merrill’s gonna play the
banjo for you anyhow
Ready Merrill?  C’mon now.
Play that banjo!

(Banjo)

Merrill and the Banjo!

Well Mama don’t allow no
Dixieland in here
Well Mama don’t allow no
Dixieland in here
Well, I don’t care what
Mama don’t allow
They’re going to play it anyhow
Mama don’t allow no Dixie in here.
Go guys!

(Dixieland)

Well Mama don’t allow no fiddle playing around here
Mama don’t allow no
fiddle playing around here.
Hey Wayne, if you’re
going to fiddle around
You better take that thing
and get out of town.
Mama don’t allow no fiddle playing around here.
Take it!

(fiddle)

Well Mama don’t allow no clogging around here. Yeah
Hey, Mama don’t allow no clogging around here.
Well we don’t care what
Mama don’t allow
We’re gonna clog for you anyhow. 
Want to see us clog?
Yeah, alright guys let’s do it now.
Here we go

(clogging)

Shave and a haircut!  That’s all!